creepy bootie, drugging our dog and much much more...
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so it all began at 3pm, while preparing for our amazing journey. we showered on a saturday (no, this is not a lie) which was labor in itself for the hoovers, but then dared the impossible....we attempted to put chingoo in her crate. of course we did our song and dance until we finally succumbed to sedating her. yes folks, i said "sedating her." now...if any of you know, she is a very anxious little girl, and trust me, we didn't use any harsh chemicals (no prozac or nyquil even) we used these completely natural over-the-counter treats which came recommended by our trainer. these wonder treats contain the magical turkey amino acid -- tryptophan!! HA! so there we were, luring our little loved one into her crate with a sedative. drastic times call for drastic measures. after all of that craziness, to our dismay the damned treat proved ineffective and she went ballistic, trying to claw her way out of her crate. phooey!
moving along, in my over-exuberance, i asked d to make our reservations for 5:30, thinking that a seven course meal would take seven hours. i realized this might have been a lisa moment because as we walked through the doors at 5:30, we realized we were opening the joint. there we were, standing in this restaurant which reeked of cigarette butts and looked like one too.
ok, now onto the dinner...much to my surprise, the food was very so-so! the hirrisa chicken was exceptionally delicious but the appetizer...well, it left a little something to be desired. it consisted of cold marinated eggplant, cucumbers, beets and carrots which, looked a little suspect, but we pressed on!
slowly the crowd started piling in to see the main attraction. did i say attraction. ummm...yeah, if by that i mean 75 year old spinster shaking her flab and loose skin. it was like watching a shar-pei on a windy day. she creepily did her dance while very intently staring at dwayne with these hungry "i want you little boy and WILL have you before the night is over" eyes. as inviting as the offer seemed and as irresistible as she was we made a b-line for the door.
now, i'm hoping i haven't deterred any one of you from indulging in this experience. if you're dying to try this place out, be sure to give my girl a wink and a nod for me. this is definitely an experience you'll never forget, so if you're going for shock value, it's the place to be!
so it all began at 3pm, while preparing for our amazing journey. we showered on a saturday (no, this is not a lie) which was labor in itself for the hoovers, but then dared the impossible....we attempted to put chingoo in her crate. of course we did our song and dance until we finally succumbed to sedating her. yes folks, i said "sedating her." now...if any of you know, she is a very anxious little girl, and trust me, we didn't use any harsh chemicals (no prozac or nyquil even) we used these completely natural over-the-counter treats which came recommended by our trainer. these wonder treats contain the magical turkey amino acid -- tryptophan!! HA! so there we were, luring our little loved one into her crate with a sedative. drastic times call for drastic measures. after all of that craziness, to our dismay the damned treat proved ineffective and she went ballistic, trying to claw her way out of her crate. phooey!
moving along, in my over-exuberance, i asked d to make our reservations for 5:30, thinking that a seven course meal would take seven hours. i realized this might have been a lisa moment because as we walked through the doors at 5:30, we realized we were opening the joint. there we were, standing in this restaurant which reeked of cigarette butts and looked like one too.
ok, now onto the dinner...much to my surprise, the food was very so-so! the hirrisa chicken was exceptionally delicious but the appetizer...well, it left a little something to be desired. it consisted of cold marinated eggplant, cucumbers, beets and carrots which, looked a little suspect, but we pressed on!
slowly the crowd started piling in to see the main attraction. did i say attraction. ummm...yeah, if by that i mean 75 year old spinster shaking her flab and loose skin. it was like watching a shar-pei on a windy day. she creepily did her dance while very intently staring at dwayne with these hungry "i want you little boy and WILL have you before the night is over" eyes. as inviting as the offer seemed and as irresistible as she was we made a b-line for the door.
now, i'm hoping i haven't deterred any one of you from indulging in this experience. if you're dying to try this place out, be sure to give my girl a wink and a nod for me. this is definitely an experience you'll never forget, so if you're going for shock value, it's the place to be!
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