back to the land of the living!

here i am after several weeks of madness!! with my monster soon to be out of my hair, i'm thoroughly excited to finally be free for the next few weeks until my second round of classes begin! things i won't miss about my monster:

• hairy lip - always showing it off. lips move, mouth toupe blows as if caught in the wind.


• bad breath - always showing it off. lips move, lisa's stomach starts dancing a really bad dance.


• oily scalp - always showing it off. every ten or twenty seconds, she touches herself and then our papers and then continues to distribute them to the class.


• tighty skirts - always showing them off. she sits, and her belly pokes out as if to say "hello."

all in all it's been a great experience cept for the whole study/work/crazy guy with tourettes eating taco bell in my car thing!

now i can focus on the things that really matter to me. i have 4 weddings and no funerals (knock on wood) this summer and i finally have the chance to relax, kick back and make babies with my baby. NOT. friend, i threw that in to see if you were listening!

much love and until next we speak (which will most likely be in about ten minutes) hoover out!