hooray!!!! i'm gon git me sum ess 2-nite!

he's back in one piece!! my little trooper battled through the halls of o'hare, got his ass on the plane and into dulles at noon! he was unshaven, smelly and oily, but as gorgeous as ever! we are corny as hellllll!!! tucker, this would be prime time to throw paper wads and lavish him with your insults of his metro-ness!

i'm just so glad that you're home baby! i missed you so much!!