Tuesday, August 23, 2005

SICK City...

ok...if you are looking for an all out decadent film full of gore and guts this is the flick for you. with no warning or even the slightest precursor, i was completely ignorant to the actual storyline. with that i say that there was a bit of recovery that needed to take place even three days after watching this glorious film. jessica alba's ass in her backless chaps definitely assuaged any sort of violent stomach turning irritation for a split second, but it was all vomit inducing really.

now, as d keeps reminding me, this was all "make believe." but with my wild imagination, i have to wonder if it was...i mean, was it? imagination helps create drama in some cases, right? and lunacy in conjunction with imagination can actually help bring these things to fruition. so who is to say that there isn't a yellow bastard walking around in some part of the world, or an enlightended hobbit waiting in the backwoods of west virginia with a banjo playing inbred boy and burt renolds rowing down the river in a canoe?

but in all reality i must say, this is definitely a watcher. i think i might even pick it up again in a few years *shudder* (great 3 more days of recovery). if you have a strong stomach and no aversion to violence, i would highly recommend and even suggest that you run out and purchase (no i didn't say rent, PURCHASE) this film immediately because the story lines are just that good. however, if you are anything like me and you have a weak stomach for bludgeoning, you might want to keep a trash can handy.

four days later and the "yellow bastard" still haunts my thoughts and my lunch. and with that i say, y'all have a great mornin now, ya hear =)


3 Comments:

  • there was violence? all i remember is jessica alba gyrating on the stage and getting whipped....grrrrrrowl


    By Blogger dwayne, at 10:52 AM  

  • dwayne, I really think she needs to see:

    Casino (some great bludgeoning there), Robocop 1+2, Straw Dogs, Dead Alive (bludgeoning of a zombie-baby! great stuff! just point out it's by the director of Lord of the Rings), oh the list goes on....


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:58 AM  

  • i think i might have vomited in my mouth a few times after reading and being reminded of my trauma...thanks guys!!!


    By Blogger baby bee, at 11:09 AM  

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