Brangeliniston

so do you think we can pull it off? with the party 2 days away, i'm getting me an angelina sized boob tonight to stuff into my new push up bra, a big fat butt cheek, some bronzing face power and spray paint. if it doesn't work, i can always go as mr. miyagi =)

so what is the deal with halloween? last year i watch my baby buy out the entire candy section at Giant, only to be crestfallen at the pathetic non-existent clientele. we had a 4 year old princess who was carried door to door by her father and a 15 yr old boy who was escorted through our neighborhood in a white van with his mother at the helm. RIDICULOUS!

i remember the days of old when my parents would let us fly out the door at 5pm expecting to see us no earlier than 11. we would hop from neighborhood to neighborhood with our group of friends and big ass pillow cases. i mean...isn't that what halloween is all about? running around like idiots, seeing who can get the most candy? and then eating as much as your teeth would allow before your mother hid it all, never to be seen again...well of course until you mysteriously find it while trying to get into your unfinished attic through the little opening in her closet during an intense game of hide and seek...err...umm...

so my point is this...do we buy candy this year and eat it ourselves? do we say screw it and go on through life watching this notorious and exciting holiday fall down a very slippery slope? i for one am all ready to trick or treat myself, but i don't think my baby will let me walk out of the house without being escorted...phooey